This is what our conversations tend to look like when we're all hanging out (my familia) and have eaten mass quantities of french onion dip and chocolate ice cream.
The context: playing Apples to Apples
Me: "I'm so hot....I'm sweating!"
The Sis, inquiring: "Are you wearing socks?"
Me: "I'm wearing a skirt!!"
The Aunt, exasperated : "I don't think those are mutually exclusive!"